uncontrol-lable:
Lets all take a moment, to admire how freaking gorgeous you are. Ok carry on.

You didn’t take a long moment so you obvy don’t think I’m gorgeous. Fuck you. Peace easy.

Anonymous:
ok so theres this guy in my college class and idk how to get his attention i dont want to make the first move what should i do to try and get him to talk to me?

Idk I’ve only did this thing where I talk to the person and that works out pretty great. 

brandonalxndr:
Would you pound my dude butt?

Idk, probably not. 

Anonymous:
have you ever had sex with a girl?

Nah I’ve only pounded dude butts.